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"Jesus Rufus! Not the fatberg special again!?!"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"The beginning of another urban legend."

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

I hate it when they start without us.

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'

"If I can't be a plumber's apprentice, can I be a plumber's helper?"

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

"You should have called earlier."

"Look - an urban legend."

"So, as you can see, health care is so complicated you may never get well."

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

"Because I say sew."

'Doctors don't make house calls johnny...but plumbers make house calls.'