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"Jesus Rufus! Not the fatberg special again!?!"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"The beginning of another urban legend."

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

Yo, Twitchy

I hate it when they start without us.

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

"Look - an urban legend."

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

"So, as you can see, health care is so complicated you may never get well."

History Class Moved to Room 318. The class relocated because of this mess. The pipe breaking was a "history changing" event.

'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

"You should have called earlier."

"If I can't be a plumber's apprentice, can I be a plumber's helper?"

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

"Your food will be out as soon as we clean up from the chef's little bout with food poisoning."

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

"Because I say sew."