Seventies Survivor Mugs

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Dr. Elwood prescribes 500 mg of dancing for Barry's disco fever.

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

Seventies heartthrob

70s Night.

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

Still life on Mars.

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

'I'm afraid it doesn't look good Ma'am. Your husband's got 'Saturday Night Fever.'

"Phew! It's only Saturday night fever."

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

'Granddad was a hippie before he became a baker!'

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

"Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown."

High Platform Diving

"Those '70s flashbacks scare the Bee-Gees-us out of me."

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'

"I rang up an Escort Agency and they brought round a 70's retro car."