Seventies Nostalgia Pillows

'Hello, and welcome to Animals do the Funkiest Things.'

Lost Rasputin: He is a cat that really is gone.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Eco Princess

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Austin Powers

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Psyche Delia

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Dr. Elwood prescribes 500 mg of dancing for Barry's disco fever.

The Beatles

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

"I thought tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969."

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

Seventies heartthrob

Bell Bottom Pants

70s Night.

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

That's what I call Flour Power!

High Platform Diving

'Granddad was a hippie before he became a baker!'

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?

"Forget it, Jake. It's Funkytown."

Real estate agents sell Abbey Road Studios.

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extremely high levels of polyester.'

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

Keith Richards

"I rang up an Escort Agency and they brought round a 70's retro car."

The Grim reaper during the 1970's

"Far out, man."