Seventies Music T-Shirts

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

YMCA

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Mick Jagger.

Austin Powers

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Ernie has been studying the musical tastes and talents of birds. Hummingbirds have a musical term right in their name. Parrots are great mimics so they excel at karaoke. Of course, the eagles like 70's folk-rock music. And the birds Ernie identifies with the most are woodpeckers. They both love headbanging music!

How hit songs get their names

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

ABBA

Solar Flares

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

Still life on Mars.

Seventies heartthrob

1870's disco

Bootsy Collins

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

"Phew! It's only Saturday night fever."

'Hello, and welcome to Animals do the Funkiest Things.'

High Platform Diving

'This just arrived on the midnight train from Georgia.'

"Dexter has never ceased to be a big Abba fan!"

"I can't go for that, no, no..."

"We are going to a concert with our favorite orchestra from when we were young! . . .The Rolling Stones!"

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."