Seventies Lover T-Shirts

The disco suit: Epilogue.

Seventies heartthrob

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

Colonial Larrysburg.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Groovy Baby

Young Elvis

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

Mick Jagger.

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

John Stuart Mill

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"The record player is skipping again."

'I miss the great depression.'

Hippie Edibles Co.

In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh.) Those were the days. Is it working?

60's GoGo Girl...Past/60's GoGo Girl...Present.