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The disco suit: Epilogue.

Seventies heartthrob

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Fossil record player.

Colonial Larrysburg.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Groovy Baby

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"The record player is skipping again."

'I miss the great depression.'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

John Stuart Mill

Hippie Edibles Co.

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

Victorian Pub Scene