Setting Up A Trust Pillows

'We just created a living trust and I have no idea what to feed it.'

Others will fight for you

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

'Trust is vital to the teams working relationship.'

Untrustworthy partner

'Don't worry, I've got your back.'

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"Suddenly I'm feeling paranoid about all the notes you're taking."

"It's not what you think."

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

When you are most likely to be stabbed in the back

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another."

"Well, at least you don't have to worry about inheritance tax."

How To Keep Promises

'Hi, I'm Linda, and this is my husband Jack. He's been having trouble keeping his penis to himself.'

'I think he's getting serious about me! He's just told me the PIN number to his credit card.'

Controversial Boxes

'And if you think it isn't yours I'll see you at the DNA testing!'

Relate

'How do you think my appeal for loyalty went?'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"They don't trust each other to share research."