Setting Up A Sustainable Garden Mugs

When I'm dead, I want to be composted!

The Environmentalist

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Allotment

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Steamed vegetables."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Raining

HELLth Food Sprouts

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Planting veggies

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

What your house plant says about you...

House plants

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

Tree Squirrel

'Go on - they're organic!'

Gardener