Setting Up A New Home Entertainment System Mugs

"I'm going to set this lot up - will contain scenes that some may find upsetting and strong language throughout."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"And this is our media room."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'There's nothing on.'

American Idle.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

TV-Man

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Homo Zapiens

Cat gets a hole in one

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"In da house"