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New Year's Resolution

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Reach for the Star.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Go! Means NOW!

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Bullseye!

What else is there to wish for?

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

The Salesman

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Win - win

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Make your resolutions achievable.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Business Target

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Do you call this a business plan?"