Service Workers Prints

Shoe Shine Boy

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Efficiency savings...protect front line services BLAH! BLAH! refocus on core objectives BLAH BLAH!"

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'How did you train him so well?'

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

GOP senate refuse to pass veterans jobs bill.

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

Too rare perhaps?

"I read that 40% of us have to take a second job just to make ends meet...It's a disgrace!"

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"I don’t remember there being a tip jar the last time we were here."

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"On my home planet, I was a deity."

"The NHS is BROKEN, a tragically poor reflection of a once great service, underfunded, battered by decades of austerity and government indifference. Now can we move on to staff morale."

"Can this wait? I'll never live it down if my staff sees you henpecking me."

End Tipping Now!: 'I can't find a hotel that will host our convention!

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"You folks drunk enough yet?"