Service_system_skeptic Prints

"I preferred their 'Take a number' system."

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

Skeptic Tank.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Channelling on the Cheap

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Follow Science or Your Weird Sky God

"Nihilistic customer service"

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

The new Physics

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"And he had it peer-reviewed by his fellow pseudoscientists."

Experts through the ages.

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

Govt. UK led by Seance

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

America's funniest investment scams

"You can't fool people all of the time, but you can get a lot of them to believe fake news!"

Gullibility Test $1.00.

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'