Service Station Attendant Prints

"Nap time."

Snake in the grass...

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Ballet Parking.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Valet (ballet) parking.

Self Service Island

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'What luck!'

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

Valet parking.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

Spiritualist Society Parking

With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.