Service Snafu Spotter Mugs

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Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

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MENSER the high IQ society

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"Nap time."

"No internet connection"

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

Crazy Ideas

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

'Investing in a company whose website is Ponzischeme.come would raise red flags for me.'

"I'm not saying the lamb is good, but nobody's complained about it yet."

'Politicians are going too far!'

Used space shuttle

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

A bomb appears in the shadow of the Statue of Liberty.

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

Productivity for those working in their pyjamas has plummeted with the viral increase in delivery can traffic across the pandemic...

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'There's a couple of suits and an ill matching jacket and trousers to see you.'

Spot The Balls Up.

Waiter in Waiting Room with Needle

"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"

'Duck.'

"Dang thing must be broken again."

'Look, honey. It's one of those red light running cameras.'

"The phrase 'expect the unexpected' must have originated with someone trying to decipher their cell phone bill."

'Printer not out of order.'

"There we go! That's not going anywhere!"