Service-minded Soul Prints

"Him run off to join Peace Corps!"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'No Mam. The service charge does not include a change of oil.'

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

"This meeting has been a great success. Insofar as the profound loneliness of my soul has been displaced for a little while."

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

"This is Jim the Jolly council manager and LOOk it's Caring Clara who likes to work for minimum wage..."

"Sorry, it’s my first day."

'Please donate to the genetic mutation research institute.'

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

God Loves Those Who Love Themselves

'Remember me, Mr. Sanders? I was a student in your social studies class. You told me I was destined to serve the public.'

A No-Nonsense Guy with His No-Nonsense Wife and Their No-Nonsense Dog

Every Volunteer is Importan...

'Could I have a table near a waiter, please?'

Child Protection Team: 'Someone applied for the job...'

'Once you introduce profit into the NHS what will you end up with?'

"It looks like a religious revival to me!"

'We're tired of raising money. When do we get to dole a little out?'

'Your heart's in the right place, Mrs Mopp.'

'The show must go on!'

'I begged, I pleased with him. I told him he'd be wasting his life. Why would he want to open himself up to public vilification? A life of virtual poverty, of shattered dreams!'

"The only calls not dropped are to your tech support."

"So, how was clean-up day?"

A waiter carrying a tray of drinks

"9:43 patient number 345/d, time for your human interaction."

"I'd like to help you out, but I've misplaced my wand."

"Now that's commitment!"

Church offering - thank you, it couldn't come at a better time.

"Mine is a true farmer, not a cold-hearted businessman: he still takes care of me even though I don't produce milk anymore..."

"That's my sock drawer- I just wanted you to see how organized I am."

"I think our waitress sees us now."