Service Industry T-Shirts

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"This one to your liking, sir?"

Let me guess...reliable, fast technician!

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

'We're well known for serving only the freshest mineral water, Madame.'

End Tipping Now!: 'I can't find a hotel that will host our convention!

'I'm very impressed with your new butler, Charles. He carries himself well.' (A butler carrying himself in the air).

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

We've got to order more uniforms!

'That tip you gave her-I hope you're not expecting to eat for the rest of the month!'

Butler and Page Boy

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

"This is our soft opening."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'The customer is always right...'

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.