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"Company policy is the customer is always right..."

'My name is Melanie, and I drew the short straw, so I'll be your waitress tonight.'

'The only thing I can honestly recommend is a generous tip.'

"This is our soft opening."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

'The customer is always right...'

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

'Is that freshly brewed?'

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

"Allow Me"

'We're well known for serving only the freshest mineral water, Madame.'

"I know it's hard to shift gears coming here from your day job as an editor, but the customers don’t like their drinks watered down."

'The wine should be done anytime now.'

'Our compliments to the dishwasher.'

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"Sorry we can no longer supply a free tick removal service."