Service Economy Fan Prints

Music to their ears.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Underwater on the Car

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Tortoise polishing his shell

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

There's no real oil emergency...

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

Prison Ships

Piggy bank #4: factory.

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

Please don't run out of gas...

Maraschino, Inc.

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Dog: Ruff! Ruff! Ruff,ruff,ruff! Ruff,ruff! Valet Barking.

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

Ambulance with a petrol IV drip attached.

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

"I get about 5 miles to the gallon, my wife and son get the rest"

'Green technology?'