Servant Prints

"Where's the damn bottle-opener?" "It's his day off, sir."

"Will that be all, sir?"

Mary and the fat boy

Mr. Claypole as he appeared when his master was out

servants discuss the meaning of a word on a doormat

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

Footman and groom talk about the rector's weight in horse terms

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Belgravian flunkey hiding whilst the mob break his mistress's windows,

Fat footman has been told he will be dismissed if he doeas not lose weight

Servants - The Governess

'If I fall asleep and my team scores, please fist bump a member of the hired help for me.'

'Now, then, Thomas, tell your old man to pull on a peg and get me up to my pawnbroker's!

The morning after the cricket supper.

Domestic Bliss

'You ask her to clean our feet.'

"You e-mailed me my Lord"

'If you can't trust your butler, who CAN you trust?'

'Your tail has been caught, Sir. Will there be anything else?'

"Watson, when I said 'I have to let one go,' I meant your services will no longer be required."

King has long walk to castle.

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Close of the season - The London footman exhausted.

Reduced circumstances.

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

Page: 'That poor devil ain't mixed much in society!'

Master about to find that the servant boy has let his library fire go out

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

Cook makes an unlikely excuse when mistress finds a man visiting her

Servant asking for payment and being denied

Flunkey explaining to housemaid that he is not accustomed to physical exertion

Old housekeeper tells her returning master that she knows the bed is aired because she has been sleeping in it

Lady asks footman to carry her dog as it is tired in the hot weather