Serpent Whisperer Pillows

Snake charmer thinks his snake is losing it.

"You see Darling, you can gauge how much someone fears you by how far away they stand to take photographs..."

"Please untangle us. Play a tango."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Local Knowledge

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Turtle Hat

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

Reverse psychology

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"I think it loves us."

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Fish want out of polluted river.