Serpent Saga Seeker Mugs

"Okay Eve, how many times do we have to go over this whole apple thing?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Crab with a clown face.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Do you have an appointment?"

"It is my place!"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Dolphin

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"Question authority"

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Stories about crumbs

Windchimes

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

Boss, I got your memo. Why can't I talk about the ancient pyramids with the patrons? You misread that, minion. I want you to talk about the pyramids even more. Throw in the Sphinx, while you're at it. I've noticed a 4.35 spike in sales of cold drinks every time you bring up desert-based topics. You're taking all the fun out of human interaction. From now on, you're to carry around a small cactus at all times.

"I'm not saying you have to give them up entirely, but you need to eat your young in moderation."

"We're luckier than most people..."

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

Ophiologist

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'