Series Finale Ponderer Pillows

"I keep thinking about the final season of House of Cards."

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

The Final Selfie

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

Mega Studios. Ideas for new movies dept. Stop goofing off and watch some television!

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

Ode to Nature.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"The season finale of the world is near."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Delivery."

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

'I have problems following my wife's plot lines.'

Fin (The end).

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

"And so on and so forth..."

Film critic critics

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

"The I'm Going Off My Diet special comes with a side order of Guilt."

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

'Jim has writer's block, which we're all grateful for.'

"I'll never forget my father, near death, saying 'get me a pen... I'm going to change my will.' But it was Sunday, and all the stationery stores were closed."