Serialisation Scholar Prints

'Those are my private diaries! How dare you read them before they're serialised in the newspaper...'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

dog reading EKG

Menu, Womenu.

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

Modern Studying

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

HornyWood

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

'I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot.'

Modern publishing.

"What can I get you?" "An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman v Superman." "Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free?" "Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please." "Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named 'Martha.'" "'Martha' was not just a person. In Batman’s nightmares, 'Martha' had come to represent all that was good about him." "When Superman whispered 'Martha,' it did t

'...you say my electronic submission carried a virus that destroyed all the hard drives in your company?'

'You doubtless remember my speech last year...'

Border Guard

"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."

Seven Deadly Sins. Anger. Envy. Covetousness. Gluttony. Lust. Sloth. Pride. After you've successfully resisted the other six deadly sins, it's really hard not to be proud.

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

Society's branches of environment and ecology are shorn off by civilisation.

'Trans-former' unsure which toilet to use.

I see you coing under a lot of strains

Dodo II

Plato's Republic as it was written and as it would have been written if Plato's academy had invested in a good word processor,

Stop Sexist Ads!

'College textbooks sure are expensive. Luckily, I saved a fortune by using eTexts. Now I have to see if I can buy used eTexts.'

'Transfer every penny from my joint account to a safe deposit box until Thursday when the sales finish!'

After hundreds of submissions, he had finally been asked to lunch with the editor of the quarterly.

A misunderstanding between two passengers

"I'm having one of those days where I can barely remember which conspiracy theory I'm obsessed with."