Serial Viewer Turned Reader Pillows

TV man reading a book

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Gen-Next Library

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Bring out yer books!'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Large print e-book.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Print Suicide

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

dog reading EKG

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

The fifth generation computer thinking it over- 'Now that there gone I'll get to work on the sixth generation.'

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

My mom says this story is a "real page turner." I have no idea what she means by that.

Quite literary.

Man reading a tablet in library.

"Great, but where are all the books?"

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

Returning to reading

In hindsight, wearing my watch in the time machine probably wasn't my best idea ever.