'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.
Serial Show Marathoner Prints
Decorate their streaming nook with a stylish print that captures the spirit of serial show marathoning. A vibrant reminder of their TV passions, perfect for any TV den.
He's in training for the rugby World Cup.
Bowled over again!
'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'
"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"
American Idle.
Star Wars vs Star Trek
Check your universal remote control at the door.
'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'
"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"
"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."
Succession 2
"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"
"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."
'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'
Binge Watch
"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."
"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"
Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.
Starvation Watching
"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."
"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."
"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."
"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."
Birthday To-Do List
Inactive wear store.
"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"
"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."
"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."
John Stride
'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'
"Let's see what's going on in the world."
"Shouldn't you be studying?
Serial Show Marathoner Prints Collection
Serial Show Marathoner Mugs
Explore our fun collection of mugs crafted especially for serial show marathoners—perfect to fuel their binge-watching marathons!
Serial Show Marathoner Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate the marathon viewing lifestyle—ideal for relaxing with a good series.
Serial Show Marathoner T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for binge-watchers who live for their favorite series marathon sessions.