Serial Debater Prints

"You know, there really is room for intelligent debate between writer and reader. I'm writing a letter to the editor! People need to voice their opinions."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Now that's a win."

The Proust of Twitter

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Gun laws US

Changing Minds

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Always Compatible

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

Like Minded

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth