Serial Celebrant T-Shirts

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

Bubbly

Jumping Man

"Trick or treat?"

"Happy new year!"

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

The wedding.

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

We're making progress, but it's still too early to be breaking out the party hats and noise-makers.

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

'The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!'

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

"For trick or treating, I'm dressing up as Billy Graham and going witnessing door-to-door."

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

Christmas party for the home worker

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

'To a vinculo matrimonii.'

Baubles

Easter Bunny with a Stick and a Carrot.

'I've decided to give up Lent.'

On the second day of Christmas...

55th Birthday

'While my friends all smuggle up with their husbands and children, I receive thanks for another doomed relationship.'

'This year I did it the other way around...I first celebrated the New Year and then Christmas...Nobody noticed.'

'He made a Hole in One, and a thousand dollar bet he could keep quiet about it.'

Brain Cheering

Graduation day at Home School.

Dragon Boat Festival

'Santa has swine flu - Happy Easter.'

Bad luck Brian! R.I.P.

"Thank you. . . And now to your Health, sir!"