Serene Sojourner Mugs

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"It is my place!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Listening to Coldplay.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Stories about crumbs

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

Windchimes

The Scenic Route

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

Vast Wasteland Ahead

'I'm good. How are you?'

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?