Serene Shoreline Seeker Mugs

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Beach con-man.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Well Earned Vacation"

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Sandy Floss

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

No early morning tea past this landing

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

Sea of Tranquillity

Rubber Ring

"You can speak freely- this is a private beach."

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

Champagne and Oysters

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

'It happens every year. We come here to decompress a bit, and my husband completely deflates!'

Accident near the Pier

'Yes,that's right-just a stone's throw from the beach...'

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

The End Of The Pier Is Nigh!

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.