September 11 Anniversary Gifts

9/11 Tribute

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'Forget what?'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

Rent-a-car! We pick you up

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

Authorization for the Use of Farce

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Statue of Liberty with Gas Mask

Proxy War Redux

Even Godzilla is taking precautions!

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."

"That's probably going to be there for 100,000,000 years."

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

"I can't believe we've been married for 10 years and you never told me you had another leg!"

President Grant Vetos the Inflation Bill, Bottling the Genie of Butler

January and February 1998

September 11th: Two Towers That Changed The World

9/11 The Permanent Scar

I've had this scar for 10 years, and it still hurts. 9-11.

Winston Churchill

Feliz Navidad! Thanks for 10 great years!

"Pushing sixty isn't the problem - it's pulling fifty-nine."

Freedom

September 11th Politics.

Neil Armstrong: That's One. . . Giant. . . Man.

Amazing, Buzz! These moon rock samples you brought back in '69 contain evidence of water on the moon

'You know what they say, one hundred and ten is the new one hundred.'

Putin celebrates the 70th anniversary of the second world war.

"Today we say a prayer...for those...we should remember."

Panic buying toilet paper

Man outside store holds sign: Help. Need Toilet Paper

9/11/2001 - 9/11/2011