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"After 20 years of marriage we'd like to get away from it all...including each other!"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Tourists in Egypt

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

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"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Summertime.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

'Did you say psst?.'

The Airport.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

The Getaway

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Honey, run!"

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Commuter on the Orient Express

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

Bon Voyage

Counting Blessings