Seo Skeptic Prints

"If my website is so hard to find, how come I keep getting offers from experts to put me prominent on Google?"

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

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"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'And from what we've been able to determine, this is the tweak that broke the paradigm's back.'

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'

'My daughter read on the internet about a hip replacement with free built-in MP3 player,'

I have decided that all future board meetings will be held before lunch.

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

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"Are you sure he tested negative?"

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

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"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

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"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

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"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"I sell them for Website names."

"Multi-level marketing!"

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