Sensitive Sidekick Pillows

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Big Football

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Sidekick speed matching service.

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

'It's a duet yourself project.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Look pal, we're friends and all, but you need to get out more, meet some people...'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

"But Mummy, you told me that the money in my piggy bank was disposable income!"

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

Buckaroo Rogers

"Hello?! My neighbour's being a real nuisance...he won't give me his wallet."

"What's wrong, Nora?"

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"