Sensationalism Seeker Mugs

'Sleaze, please.'

"The less believable, the more I like the reality show."

Crab with a clown face.

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Surreal ale

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Thermidor Dali

Storage Unit of Love

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Picasso Cloud.

Post Post

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

As he entered the station, his eyes fell on a beautiful woman.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

'That is a nude, sir.'

'Do you want to know if your child will be a viral internet sensation?'

Topsy-Turveydom

A giraffe has another giraffe head in its ossicones.

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

Tactile Art.

"Watch out! You almost got me!"