Seniors' Tech Club Fan Prints

Drive in movies.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Facelift Book.

Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Marie, are you still driving?"

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

Screenior citizen

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'