Seniors Laughter Seeker T-Shirts

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"What did Jesus order?"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Drunk Barber

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"Hey! Get back here!"

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

Bald Man Overcomb

Football heads...

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'