Senior Lovebird Gifts

Assisted Living.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Romance

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Cow in love'

Bear Costume

Sauvignon Bonk

Cupid and Targets

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

I only have eyes for you

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Paint pots in love

"I heard they mate for life."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"This will be hilarious!"

Sitting in a tree

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

Layer cake

Love is when you watch television together.

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Man propelled by love

Love is in the air...

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Incompatible.

Valentine Day

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'