Senior Lovebird Gifts

Assisted Living.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Romance

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Sauvignon Bonk

'Cow in love'

Bear Costume

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

I only have eyes for you

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Paint pots in love

"This will be hilarious!"

Sitting in a tree

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

Layer cake

"I heard they mate for life."

Love is when you watch television together.

Man propelled by love

Love is in the air...

Valentine Day

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Incompatible.

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'