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Church Basement Foodie

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'Relax - we're retired, we don't have any teeth.'

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

"The best part of my days are photobombing at the retirement homes."

"If I were you I'd talk to him again later after he's had his nap."

'First you're older than the baseball players, then you're older than the president, then you're older than everyone on the Supreme Court...'

"You've lost a little weight since your last physical, but you're also two inches shorter."

The card room at Bath

"I'm trying to figure out when I flipped from being a baby boomer to a senior citizen."

Next rest area 8 feet

'Look, here comes our 'meals on wheels'.'

"No, accepting the popcorn doesn't obligate you in any way."

"Countless grandkittens to spoil, but they never stop by."

"I you want to know the age of my nan, just count the rings."