Senate Spectator Pillows

Nancy Ruth is speaking today....

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

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"I AM at my usual position."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

G7 Summit Concern

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

Beer Order

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

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"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...