Senate Savvy Prints

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

Count on the People

Afghanistan intervention.

The Guardian: Portland Republican says party should use militia groups after racial attack

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

Woke and wonderful

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. we forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we'd hoped to use died in 1958

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

Vote for me...I'm not that guy!

Campaign 2010.

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

"Just got of the phone with Alex Jones. He tells me the illuminati lizards are approaching the moon. do we have space force on this?"

President Obama's gun violence proposal and the NRA proposal.

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

'I promise to be the first politician to slow global warming by reducing the hot air coming out of Washigton!'

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

"Read my lips!"

"Let's contemplate how I'd benefit from repealing last week's Brexit decision the good old refined English art?"

'Republican Valentines' They really love the word 'NO!'

'He keeps saying that he is a 'self-made-man' it's good of him to take the blame!'

"A statue was built in his honor because he actually delivered on his campaign promises."

Poison Pill Legislation

Welcome to Washington DC...just say 'CHARGE IT!' ( to future generations ).

'If you want to keep up with technology, Senator, you need a reelection platform in 140 characters or less.'

Excerpts from the Comey Memos

"Very impressive - a graduate of clown college and Trump University."

Change Management Seminar Changed to 7th Floor

"People, wait! Mandates will take away your personal freedoms!"