Seminar Coordinator Pillows

Man demostrates Anger Management with Hornets nest on head.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Here we are."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

Graph leads down into egg with a big crack.

How to Do Small Talk??!!

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

How to engage an audience

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

The Aisle

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

'Yes, that person there...'

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Time management office worker