Semester Survivor Pillows

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Evil Exams!

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"Night of the living adjunct professor" "What's a sabbatical?" "Tenure is boring!" "I have four desks in four schools!" "I have more prestige than a grad student."

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

Relief for America in the Heat.

'What did you learn at university today?'

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

Academia Can Kill By Degrees

Publish and Be Damned

Intense summer sun

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

"Boy, will I be glad when the weekend gets here!"

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"It's so hot they're laying them already cooked!"

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

A snowman enjoys the aircon

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

Fox Operated Fan

Even medical students sometimes have to repeat a year.