Semester Survivor Pillows

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Evil Exams!

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"Night of the living adjunct professor" "What's a sabbatical?" "Tenure is boring!" "I have four desks in four schools!" "I have more prestige than a grad student."

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

Academia Can Kill By Degrees

'What did you learn at university today?'

Relief for America in the Heat.

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

Publish and Be Damned

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

Intense summer sun

"Boy, will I be glad when the weekend gets here!"

Tired of constantly sending her money, Jill's parents installed an ATM in her dorm room.

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"It's so hot they're laying them already cooked!"

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

Fox Operated Fan

A snowman enjoys the aircon