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University Soapflakes

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

Computer Room.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Do your research!

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Exam

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'