Selling A Property Mugs

"The roof was just re-frosted last year. And did I mention custom peppermint windows?"

Tall building falling like dominoes

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

Real Estate Life

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Reverse Mortgage.

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

An exaggeration of estate agents

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

Mouse real estate!

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

Igloo sales

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

House sale.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

Shoe house.

The Movers - Decluttering

'I need three estimates before I appoint an estate agent.' - 'Right, £120,000, £130,000 and £140,000.'

"We'd like to buy your house, then offer you the job of demolishing it."

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."