Selfie King Pillows

'When I grow older, I want to be rich enough to hire people to take selfies for me.'

"Why did I choose a teenage sidekick?"

Me

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Superheroes take a selfie

Elfie Stick

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

The Selfie

Selfie Stick

Giraffe Selfie

"I, TikTok."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

The Modern Novel.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Shellfie

Little Known Moments In History

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Sistine Selfie

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Victorian Selfie

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

Crocodile Selfie

"Influence this."

Halloween Selfie

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Apple harvest."

The Final Selfie