Self-worth Explorer Prints

'Now now -- the fact that no one has stolen your identity doesn't mean there's anything wrong with it.'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"Adolescencia"

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'I just feel so used all the time.'

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

'Thank you for gently guiding me toward insight.'

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"So tell me - what makes you think you're a 'monster'?"

Psychiatry. Why go on a voyage of self-discovery when I can just Google myself?

In these hard economic times, positive self worth trumps negative self worth.

"Well, Mr. Trouble, it's likely your low self esteem is linked to your given name."

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

Duelling personalities.

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

"Therapy is wonderful. Finally to have someone who pays attention to my self esteem issues."

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