Self-sufficient Soul Prints

"He's his own best friend."

"Teach a man to fish, and he'll know how to fish."

Social distancing

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

Global Warming.

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Middle Distance Runners

"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"

"It's okay. I'm still ranked at the top of my class in self-esteem."

"Well, now that you mention it, my philosophy has ALWAYS been to live every day as if it was my last."

Echo Chamber Canyon

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

The Garden

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru.

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

DIY helpdesk.

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

"Can't you tell it's Monday morning, it's finally stopped raining?!"

"Thanks for the interview. And, you're definitely on my shortlist."

"Keep your chin up."

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."