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"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

Burning the midnight oil.

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'I failed history again. I guess those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

"What did I learn in school today...I learned I don't like school!"

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

The unknown soldier: war grave.

Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only

'I'm going, but if school didn't have a 'Kids Get In Free' policy...'

"Why can I only cross 'right' or 'wrong'? What about 'I don't care', 'I don't give a damn' or 'How should I know'?"

Liberty's Sacrifice

"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"

'Every Lent it's the same-I've nothing to give up!'

I'm thinking of skipping the holidays this year, in protest. Very good, little buddy. I see you've read chapter 7 of "Randy 'The Rock' Taylor's Guide to Winning Respect." "Become an admirable person by sacrificing something meaningful to you, in order to help others achieve something meaningful to them." I'm very proud of you, young grasshopper. I'm protesting the fact that I can't shop at H&M on Thanksgiving 'cause they'll be closed.

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

'I don't have much formal education, but I've googled a lot of things.'

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me I've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the Middle Ages is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt with her

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

Do you think it's too late for me to go to law school and position myself for an appointment to the Supreme Court? Yes, unfortunately. You'd have to go back in time and start preparing early. By that I mean WAY back. As in you'd have to ensure that the cells that formed you had genes that would give you intellectual curiosity, above-average intelligence, and ambition. But you do still have time to become a layabout. You seem to have prepared very well for that. What? You'd still get to wear a ro

'I like going to Catholic school. I need to be able to pray before tests.'

Congrats to our son. He gave it his all. So did we.

Grief Counsellor and Grim Reaper knocking on a door.

'I can't guarantee that giving up smiling, drinking and sex will make you live longer, but it will certainly SEEM much longer. . .'

'I'd give that teacher a piece of my mind if I could spare it.'

'I couldn't decide what to give up for Lent, so I gave it all up.'

President Harry Truman

"I don't guess there's any point in leaving my brain to science."