Self-management Enthusiast Prints

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

Self help acupuncture

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

Surfing the daily stress

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

What else is there to wish for?

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Dating is so expensive...

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Mr Metrosexual.

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

'You must heal yourself.'

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

Loofah Lady

Self Help / Elf Help.

Subordinate Employee

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"