Self-improvement Strategist Mugs

"Instead of waiting for the next big thing to transform our lives, why don't we give it a shot ourselves?"

"Everything on my bucket list was canceled out by my new year's resolutions."

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

"Maybe I should just comb it back and get really good at sex."

Assertiveness class: 'Go to lunch!'

Where your mind & battle are los

They hated me.

Butterfly Woman

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Self help acupuncture

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

I'm a self-made man!

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."