Self-image Reflector Prints

Breast Height Chart

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'I'm so fat and unattractive... ...I'll never have a boyfriend.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"Nice haircut."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

"What does she have that I don't?"

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

Doubt or Certainy

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

TV-Mirror.

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"I'd describe myself as generous and empathetic. I've always been good at self delusion."

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'